Mother

So, I was going through an old garbage bag of clothes that was supposed to be given to charity like four years ago but never got around to it, and came across a few shirts and pants I liked. I wasn't sure whether or not they fit, since I am actually smaller now than I was six years ago when I got them. So I tried on one of these nice Ralph Lauren Polos. Nope, too tight. I check the tag for the size, and I realize it doesn't say "Ralph Lauren" anywhere on the tag. I look and look. No Polo. But I see the Polo pony embroidery is there on the right chest of the shirt. I turn it inside out and see the messy array of knotted threads on the opposite side of the pony. This. Is. A. FAKE. I look at two more shirts and a pair of pants. Abercrombie Moose, Ralph Lauren Pony, Moose, Pony, Moose, Pony...But no mention of Abercrombie or Ralph Lauren on any of these tags! Cond it be? All fakes!? Yes. Messy threads beneath all of these embroideries. THE DECEIT! SANA DID THIS! SEWING ZOO ANIMALS ALL OVER MY CLOTHES MAKING ME THINK THEY DESIGNA!?

And at that moment I loved Sana more than I ever had before.