TV

Whooo okay so I was imprisoned in tha house aaaan ma lil sista gon be trying ta play ma call a booty wiff me and she already has like a 2 inch TV, there cant be no sharing on dis, hell no. So i was like "you know what ima go buy you a new TV." She said "oh heeelll!" But den i thought to muhself and i thunk "whys im gonna buy YOU a new Tv. Why dont I buy ME a new Tv and gib you da old one!" Damn das i good idea i thought! So i's gone to tha intranet lookting for da screens and den I see some good ones dat is 32 inches and im like oh yeah dis good. but den i was like wait...i hab 32 inches now, why dont i get a bigger one, no point in buyin da sam ting i hab. So i was gon get a 36 inches. Den i saidt no bigger!. So i look for 40. den 42. den 46 and 47. den finally i was even tryin fo da 50s. I hadta check myself I was like oh HELL! Im bout ta spend a fousand dollas apfa da shipting and da taxting. Nuh uh sar! So i dropp down back to da 42 inches and was like Ok dis good. Den apfa hours and hours of searchting I foundt a great 42inch TV that is like hab good rating by awl da cussomas and has good vissions and is thin-not one of dem big fatass TVs that gonna take fo people to curry up awl da damn stairs at da ooo-tee dat give me da heart murmurs no sar. I got me a skinny tv. Its Vizio. And I's exciiiitted, its gon be hurr between Monday and friday dis week. Oh yesh I cant wait, ima beast all dees b*&#es at da call a booty.
Whoop whoop!