Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Da Blog

Alas. I have a blog. I have enjoyed the writing of many blogs from friends and such, and I decided it was time for me to give it a try. Readers--all four of you--be warned that I am a very inconsistent writer. I may post once a month sometimes and twice a day on other occasions. It all depends on the amount of free time I have and what dramatic events have recently occurred to inspire an outburst of my literary genius. Also the style and content of my writing will be inconsistent--some days I may write like Dante while other days I may sound like Jay-Z. Basically, just know the person ranting about Beyonce in ebonics and the one dishing out literature of Shakespearean talent are the same author: me.
Ultimately, I hope that by keeping up with a blog, I will be writing frequently enough to never again have to endure writer's block when my professors take steroids and make me write novels. I have no intention of ever pursuing a career in journalism; but I am an English major and I am often assigned essays and lab reports each demanding many thousands of words of my golden thoughts. Furthermore, I wish to possibly improve my quality of writing and experiment with different styles of writing and voices of expression--things you shouldn't ever worry about unless you're an English or journalism major.
And as a final note, I thoroughly enjoy criticism! Yes, my comments are hidden until I approve them, but this is mostly a precaution against the crazies. I have witnessed hatred and unnecessary profanity of extreme levels in blog comments, so I am just making sure I can weed those out before bad things happen.
So hate away, as long as you're not too horrible or embarrassing, feel absolutely free to attack my thoughts, ideas, writing quality, grammar--knock yourself out.

Peace.
-nayzarrrrrrrrrrr (roll the rrrrrrrr)

2 comments:

  1. So you're starting a blog making light of everything that has happened? I hope your happy with yourself. You victimize people and cause problems everywhere you go. Do you even care? Oh wait you'd have to have a conscience to care.

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  2. Absolutely! Everything you just said is exactly correct. Snaps for Anonymous!

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